

Human, BeingThere was a time, not long ago, I would have given anything to be something else.Human, Being
Ever since I was little I wanted to be an animal. It didn't really matter what animal, as long as it was an animal. Animals were beautiful effortlessly, it seemed to me, and oh so deserving of love, admiration, respect, and affection. I was not. I was less than perfect, unlovable as a little girl, and so I sought to be an animal. It had to be better than being a human, especially a chubby little girl who nobody understood.
As I grew, I centered my life around this belief
Dubaku
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<3 urface
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get busy livin' or get busy dyin'.
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I want his underweaaaar! ~ ~Tala-Shashini
I hate signatures.
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-One Night You Duddy Drunk too Much Happy Juice
Stuck His Woopie Dilly in Your Mommy's Hoo Ha
And That's the Story How They Made You
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-There is no theory of evolution. Just a list of creatures Chuck Norris has allowed to live.
-Chuck Norris’ sperm is so badass, he had sex with Nicole Kidman, and 7 months later she prematurely gave birth to a Ford Excursion.
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THIS GALLEY (and accompanying human) HAVE MOVED: [link]
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Until the story ends...Keep reading.
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Until the story ends...Keep reading.
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